10. The Parthenon was built faster than the Olympic stadium
9. Synchronized swimming?
8. Not a single riot during Olympic soccer
7. Forty percent of tickets unsold
6. U.S. women’s basketball team referred to as The Dream Queens
5. Carly Patterson’s eyebrows
4. Bob Costas
3. What’s with all the falafel?
2. Seventy-five pound gymnast declared obese due to incorrect starting value
… and the number one sign the Olympics have jumped the shark:
1. Race walking (aka hitting rock bottom)