The Pressure of a Name

I recently learned that two of my best friends from college will soon enter the ranks of parenthood!

For those of you who don’t know them, this might not make a lot of sense. But since picking out a name can be tough, I took the liberty of putting together a Top 10 list of potential names for the Schulz’s child:

    10. The Wizard of Schulz

    9.  Schlitz Schulz

    8.  Product Schulz

    7.  Gumshoe Schulz

    6.  Chicken Diver Schulz

    5.  Sargent Schulz

    4.  Notorious B.O.C. (Big Orange Crayon)

    3.  Rosarito Schulz

    2.  Royale with Schulz

    … and the number one name for the Schulz child:

    1.  McSchulz

  7 comments for “The Pressure of a Name

  1. Jon
    November 30, 2003 at 6:26 pm

    Oh my good Lord. A baby Schulz?!? I had almost given up hope. I hope it’s a girl.

  2. November 30, 2003 at 7:03 pm

    Yep, it’s true. 🙂

    Why do you hope it’s a girl?

  3. Rich
    November 30, 2003 at 11:06 pm

    I’m just thankful “Dead Guy Schulz” didn’t make the list.

  4. Schulz. D.F.
    December 1, 2003 at 1:11 am

    Nice names…..I will put those on the NOT A CHANCE IN HELL list. I’m glad all the practice paid off.
    p.s. whats wrong with dead guy schulz?

  5. December 1, 2003 at 7:57 am

    For the record, Dead Guy was Rich’s idea. 🙂 But then again, I came up with Tecate Schulz and La Amistad Schulz IV, so it’s probably a wash.

  6. Kristina
    December 2, 2003 at 8:38 pm

    I personally liked Schlitz, but i guess that is out of the running. Oh well. I wonder if the first words will be McDaddy. One can only hope. Congrats to you both.

  7. Kristina
    December 2, 2003 at 8:39 pm

    Why DO you hope it’s a girl. Looking for a future prom date for Seth?

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