The Crazy Jackson

When I refer to the “crazy Jackson”, you’d think I’m talking about Michael. And up until now, you’d be right.

But from out of nowhere comes sister Janet to claim that title by suggesting that her “wardrobe malfunction” at the Superbowl is actually President Bush’s fault. According to Janet, the President engineered the whole fracas in order to divert attention from the situation in Iraq.

As if this wasn’t enough, she offered Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/11 as some sort of confirmation of the fact.

I guess the only question she didn’t have the answer for was: is koo-koo one word or two?