The Pressure of a Name

I recently learned that two of my best friends from college will soon enter the ranks of parenthood!

For those of you who don’t know them, this might not make a lot of sense. But since picking out a name can be tough, I took the liberty of putting together a Top 10 list of potential names for the Schulz’s child:

    10. The Wizard of Schulz

    9.  Schlitz Schulz

    8.  Product Schulz

    7.  Gumshoe Schulz

    6.  Chicken Diver Schulz

    5.  Sargent Schulz

    4.  Notorious B.O.C. (Big Orange Crayon)

    3.  Rosarito Schulz

    2.  Royale with Schulz

    … and the number one name for the Schulz child:

    1.  McSchulz

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7 Comments

  1. Jon
    Nov 30, 2003

    Oh my good Lord. A baby Schulz?!? I had almost given up hope. I hope it’s a girl.

  2. Ron Rapp
    Nov 30, 2003

    Yep, it’s true. :)

    Why do you hope it’s a girl?

  3. Rich
    Nov 30, 2003

    I’m just thankful “Dead Guy Schulz” didn’t make the list.

  4. Schulz. D.F.
    Dec 1, 2003

    Nice names…..I will put those on the NOT A CHANCE IN HELL list. I’m glad all the practice paid off.
    p.s. whats wrong with dead guy schulz?

  5. Ron Rapp
    Dec 1, 2003

    For the record, Dead Guy was Rich’s idea. :) But then again, I came up with Tecate Schulz and La Amistad Schulz IV, so it’s probably a wash.

  6. Kristina
    Dec 2, 2003

    I personally liked Schlitz, but i guess that is out of the running. Oh well. I wonder if the first words will be McDaddy. One can only hope. Congrats to you both.

  7. Kristina
    Dec 2, 2003

    P.S.
    Why DO you hope it’s a girl. Looking for a future prom date for Seth?

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