Month: February 1998

Fortune Cookies

You know you’re scraping the bottom of the barrel when you’re looking to a fortune cookie for advice. I mean, even the Magic 8-Ball is a step up from this thing. At least the Eight Ball is a dedicated bullshit meter. A fortune cookie is nothing but an afterthought from a cheap Chinese restaurant. Nevertheless, I got one today that… Read more →

Burnout

“Always sprinkle the goodies along the way. Be as tough as you want, but always sprinkle the goodies here and there. Because anything they can laugh at, they can’t hate.” –Jimmy Cagney Some days you really need to hear something like that. And boy is this one of those days. See, I have this terrible tendency to load up too… Read more →

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